What does this photograph say to you?
Look at me, I’m a mini polar bear, aren’t I cute?
I love my daddy?
Cuddle me forever?
I’m watching you peasant?
Rub ma belly?
Or oh my goodness lying on my back with my legs wide open with a cold compress between is just sooo good because me knackers knack…
*The official photographers of Lord Willie first of his name deemed photographic evidence of his Lordships nads on social media would possibly be detrimental to his huge ego and magnificent pride and have therefore snapped the shot at a more delicate and becoming angle (basically shot it from the belly up.)