The day Lord Willie tried to hide that he had been up to no good…
Mummy- Why are you not looking at me son?
Willie – I’m busy…
Mummy – Not even eye contact?
Willie – I’m really busy??
Mummy – What have you up to?
Willie – Silence…
Mummy – Come here, let’s have a look at you?
Willie – Trys to look any other way.
Mummy – What’s that on your chin?
Willie – Dunno?
Mummy – Yes, you do! Urgh it’s sticky?
Willie – It’s not yogurt!
Mummy – Is it yogurt? Where’s mummies yogurt?
Willie – It’s not yogurt!
Mummy – I left my yogurt on the table Willie. Where is it?
Willie – I dunno?
Mummy – You smell like yogurt?
Willie – No I don’t!
Mummy – Did you steal my yogurt Willie?
Willie – It’s not fair, why do you always blame me? It might of been Maggie or Ginny…
Mummy – Maggie and Ginny don’t have yogurt all over thier face Willie!
Willie – Neither do I.
Mummy – What’s this then?
Willie – I dunno?
Mummy – You’re gonna need a bath now, it’s stuck in your beard.
Willie – Don’t be silly it’s yogurt, it will lick off.
Mummy – Ah ha, you did steal my yogurt then!
Willie – It was just one lick.
Mummy – Oo you little liar, it’s all gone. Look it’s been licked clean.
Willie – Oh!
Mummy – BATH!
Moral of the story, don’t leave evidence on your chinny chin chin…
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