I iz a professional…

Mummy says I’m a professional.She said I am an expert in my field.I have no idea what she’s bumping on about if I’m honest.My eyes always look this sad and I use my best manners indoors all the time.It has nothing at all to do with my obsession with food.Nor does it have anything to do with the fact that there is pizza and kabab laying on the hoomans laps.Mummy doesn’t know what she’s talking about.I Lord Willie, first of my name would never stoop down so low as to beg.So regal am I that any people food should righteously be mine anyway.So cmon share…

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