Has anyone seen my lobster of love. I seem to have misplaced her.
I thought this may be her on the couch here but me but all I can see is a bottom and back.
Everytime I call her name, I hear a vague snort and grunt of displeasure echo back.
I have no idea why 🤣😄😂
Oh, little lobster of love, why do you hide from me?
Why do you shun the calls of your name?
And refuse to participate in my offers of affection…
Oh that’s right I placed ‘the cone of shame’ over your cute little neck to put a stop to you plucking the fur from your cute little bum.
I am such a bad mum.
Poor little Maggily Moo 😥❤️😮