Waiting for Santa to arrive and bring snacks did not really meet Wallace’s expectations, as he wanted snacks now, not wait another seven weeks.

It was bad enough he had to wait for a strange, fat man in a red suit to arrive in the middle of the night in December and not be allowed to bark at him and bite his bum he silently contemplated without having being my made to sit waiting in the Christmas display like a right Wally to satisfy his hoomuns – especially when he could see the dog treat section directly opposite him.

So, Wallace drew the line at wearing a Christmas hat and singing Christmas songs in protest…

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